American Jokes 66
American Jokes 66
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There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin...however, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter! After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty! She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!! He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough everytime your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!! | |||
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結婚している夫婦が、大きな事故に遭った。女性の顔は焼け爛れてしまった。 医者は夫に、彼女はやせすぎていて、どこからも皮膚移植ができない、と言った。 夫は自分の皮膚を提供することにした。が、唯一彼女の顔の皮膚になるのは、おしりの皮膚だった。 夫は「これは繊細なことだから、どこの皮膚をつかったかというのは誰にも言わないことにしよう」と医者と決めた。 手術は成功した。というより、成功以上で、彼女は依然より美しくなった。 彼女の周りの人はすべて、彼女の美しさと若さを絶賛した。 ふたりきりになったとき、妻は夫に、「感謝してもしきれないわ。どうすればいいのかしら」と喜びを伝えた。 夫は、「気にしないで。きみのお母さんがきみの頬にキスするたびに、十分感謝されてると感じるから」と答えた。 |