American Jokes 33
American Jokes 33
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." | |||
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ある犯罪者が妻から手紙をもらった。 「私は庭にレタスを植えようと思います。いつ植えるのがいいかしら？」 夫は、自分の書く手紙が全部見られるのを知っていたけど、 「庭をいじるのはやめなさい。盗んだお金を全部隠してあるから。」 1週間後、妻はまた手紙を書いた。 「信じられないわ、知らない男たちが来て、庭じゅうシャベルで掘り起こして行ったわ。」 男は返事を書いた。 「今がレタスを植えるのにいちばんいい時だよ」 |