American Jokes 32
American Jokes 32
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" | |||
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テキサスは何でも大きい。 ((これは、アメリカ人の周知の事実です)) 盲目の男が、バーに入って、トイレの場所を聞くと、 「右の2つめのドアです」 ところが彼は、2番目のドアを間違えて通りすぎてしまった。 かわりに、3番目のドア、プールへの扉を開けて、プールに落ちてしまった。 男は叫んだ。 「流さないでくれ、流さないでくれ〜〜！！」 |