American Jokes 70





THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE


AGE DRINK

17 beer
25 beer
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox


SEDUCTION LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.


FAVORITE SPORT

17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping


DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 "tongue"
25 "breakfast"
35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 "Got home alive."


HOUSE PET

17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 Irish setter
48 children from his first marriage
66 Barbi


WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17


IDEAL DATE

17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35 "Just come over."
48 "Just come over and cook."
66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.




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これは、標準的な男性を年齢で表現しているものです(^^;。コメント待ってます(^^)



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