American Jokes 60
American Jokes 60
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Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon, bragging to one another about their successful sons. The first woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic woman chirps in, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'." The third woman crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'." Since the fourth woman just sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her this subtle, "Well...?" sort of look. "My son is 6'2" has broad square shoulders is terribly handsome and dresses exceptionally well. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say 'Oh my God...'." | |||
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4人のカトリックの女性たちがお茶していた。彼女たちは自分の成功した子供の自慢話をしていた。 最初の女性:「私の息子は神父よ。彼が部屋に入っていくと誰もが、"Father"って言うわ。」 2人めの女性: 「私の息子は、僧よ。彼が部屋に入っていくと誰もが、"Your Grace"って言うわ。」 3人目の女性: 「私の息子は、枢機卿（ローマ教皇の最高顧問）よ。彼が部屋に入っていくと誰もが、"Your Eminence"って言うのよ」 最後の女性は静かにコーヒーをすすった。 「私の息子は、6フィート2インチの立派な体格で、ものすごくハンサムなの。彼がきちんとした服で部屋に入ると誰もが、"Oh my God ..."って言うわ。」 |