American Jokes 35
American Jokes 35
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A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over, and the officer approaches the car. State cop: "License and registration please." Man: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?" State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph." Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65." Wife: "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!" State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out." Man: "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out." Wife: "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months." State Cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt." Man: "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car." Wife: "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt." Man: "Listen you dumb *&^^%$, shut your !@#$' mouth!!!" State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way? Wife: "Only when he's drunk......." | |||
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警察官が車を止めた。 「免許証と登録証明を見せてください」 男: 「私がなにをしたんでしょう？」 警官: 「スピード違反ですよ。７５マイル出していたでしょう？」 男:「そんなことはない。65マイルだった」 妻:「あなた、80マイル以上だしていたじゃない」 警官:「それから、ライトが消えてますね」 男:「気がつかなかった！」 妻:「あなた、2ヶ月前に気がついていたじゃない」 警官:「それにシートベルトをしてませんね」 男:「たった今、はずしたばかりだ」 妻:「あなた、最初からしめていなかったでしょう？」 男:「うるさい！黙れ！．．．（汚い言葉(^^;)」 警官:「奥さん、彼はいつもこんな言葉を使うんですか？」 妻:「ええ、酔ったときには．．．．．」 |