American Jokes 25
American Jokes 25
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a Rabbi, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Abraham had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Moses had long hair...." To which the Rabbi replied.... "Yes, and they WALKED every where they went! | |||
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運転免許をとったばっかりの少年が、車を買ってほしくて、ユダヤ教のラビである父親に頼みにいった。 「よし、取り引きだ。おまえの成績があがって、少しバイブルを勉強し、髪を切ってきたら、もう一度話し合おう。」 １ヶ月後。 「息子よ。私はおまえをほんとうに誇りに思っている、成績があがって、熱心にバイブルを勉強していることに。でも、髪を切っていないじゃないか！」 息子はここぞとばかりに、 「お父さん、それについては考えました。サムソンも、エイブラハムも、ノアも、モーゼも髪が長いじゃないですか。」 父親は答えた．．． 「そのとおり。そして、彼らはどこへ行くにも歩いたよ。」 |