American Jokes 13
American Jokes 13
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A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus
Christ. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his
mother. She tells him that she is busy, and to ask his
father. His father is also busy so he asks his brother.
His brother kicks him out of the room because he doesn't
have time to answer his stupid questions, so he goes
downtown and sees a bum in an alley. He asks the bum, "Who's Jesus Christ?" and the bum replies, "Well, I am." The boy, not believing the bum, asks for proof. So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the street and takes him inside. They walk up to the bar and the bartender exclaims, "Jesus Christ, are you in here again?" | |||
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テレビを見ていた男の子が、"Jesus Christ" という言葉を聞いて意味がわからず、お父さん、お母さん、お兄さんに聞いてみた。みんな忙しくてまともに相手にしてくれない。 男の子は通りに出て、浮浪者に聞いた。「"Jesus Christ"ってだれのこと？」 浮浪者は「それは俺のことだ」と答えた。 男の子が信じないので、浮浪者は証明するために男の子をバーへ連れていった。バーテンダーは、 「"Jesus Christ!"（なんてことだ。）おまえ、また来たのか！」と叫んだ。 |