American Jokes 8






A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.

"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"




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解説&コメント


1人の女性が、福祉事務所を訪ねた。その女性の子どもは10人いて、名前はリロイ。

「全員リロイ?外で遊んでいる子どもを呼ぶときはどうするのですか?」

「簡単です。リロイと呼べば全員走ってきます」

「じゃあ、夕食を食べさせるときはどうするのですか?」

「簡単です。『リロイ、夕食ができたわよ』と呼べば全員きます」

「だけど、何かのためにひとりだけ呼びたいこともあるでしょう?」

「簡単です。そのときは彼らの名字で呼べばいいんです。」



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